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Rockin' Christmas (Remix)

from A Creber Christmas by Michelle, Monique & Michael Creber

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lyrics

ROCKIN’ CHRISTMAS MEDLEY (as recorded by Michelle Creber & Mic the Microphone)

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowin’ and blowin’ up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancin’ and prancin’ in jingle bell square
In the frosty air

What a bright time, it’s the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time, is a swell time
To go glidin’ in a one-horse sleigh

Giddy-ap, jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle in a jinglin’ beat
That’s the jingle bell rock

Twas the night before Christmas and I couldn't miss it
I knew Santa Clause was deckin' halls, gettin' right down to business
And the kids, sound asleep, had written up all their wishlists
To hear his sleigh a-comin' and rumblin' 'round on Christmas
Day. As they say, it was quiet, nothin' was movin' through my house
I was enthused to be snoozin'; Sugar Plum Fairies about
I felt the roof shake like an earthquake, what on earth could make, someone stir and shake
Little did I know that Saint Nick has a guest and he wasn't here to give, but take
I crept down stairs and what I saw made me shudder
Wasn't Saint Claus, but another, I got my father and mother
And tried to nudge them awake but they just nodded and muttered
"You're fine dear. If you're scared, then just crawl under the covers."
I felt my heart racin', started pacin' in the halls
And tried to recall who or what is was that I saw
Saint Nick usin' the front door? No, through the chimney he falls
Or he came here for somethin' else... *GASP* to rob Santa Claus?
I couldn't sit down or stand around with some Grinch-like dude makin' not a sound
Gotta choose now or let every little kid wake up and lose... No, now I'm gonna do them proud
It's time to strap up, it's go time, Winter Wrap Up
If gifts he's gonna snatch up, then a gift he'll get when he's trapped up
I'll be like Rambo with Nerf guns at the ready
I'm gonna pop shots, perp best run before it gets heavy
I've got my arsenal set, you know I'm checkin' it twice
It's time to see if mister thief is feelin' naughty or nice

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowin’ and blowin’ up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancin’ and prancin’ in jingle bell square
In the frosty air
What a…

I knew the time was now, I had to go strike
Amidst the night lights, I took aim, had the fake in my sights and
And as he moved, I struck and gave him a fright
"You’re not robbin’ Santa this time!" I yelled with all of my might
And as I looked down upon him and got my targets locked on him
I took the first pop, walkin' as I pegged that appaulin'
Imposter. He tried to run but I knocked him down and jumped on him
Then I heard my name called and I paused looked around for what's callin'
And when I looked up, I was shook up, thought the perp I caught had worst luck
But the hurt shmuck that I ambushed was the real Big Man and it sure sucked
To be sittin' in the hot seat with Santa lookin' not pleased
With bag in hand as he tried stand, leavin' this little kid feelin' not eased
And I had to ask: "Man, is this some kinda trick?
What's up, Nick? Why'd you use the door? That isn't your schtick!"
And as I pointed and looked around somethin' finally clicked
He didn't come through our chimney because it doesn't exist
Oh. Uhh, ‘tis the season for forgiveness, right?
Umm, I’m still on the nice list right?

credits

from A Creber Christmas, released November 30, 2012
Remix arranged & produced by Andrew Stein (Mandopony)
Rap written & recorded by Zachary Lobertini (Mic the Microphone)

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Michael Creber & Monique Creber Vancouver, British Columbia

The Crebers are a multi-talented family who individually & collectively write, arrange, record & perform great music in a variety of genres. Michelle is also an actor known as the voice of “Apple Bloom” & the singing voice of "Sweetie Belle" on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Her mom sounds just like Karen Carpenter and her dad co-wrote Bananaphone with Raffi and was nominated for a Grammy! ... more

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